Friends of The Quack
(FOQ)
Yup,
you got it! You too can be a Friend of The Quack, warmly referred
to as a "FOQer."
You'll receive an occasional e-mail letting you know about band
updates, new music,
Quack gear, schedule updates, and other cool stuff.
When you sign up below, you'll receive an e-mail asking you to confirm
your membership
in one of the music industry's most elite organizations...known and
respected by kings and
queens, world leaders, music industry moguls, and small farm animals
everywhere!
There are no restrictions; we accept everybody! We currently have
musical FOQers and
tone-deaf FOQers, quiet FOQers
and loud FOQers,
wise FOQers
and stupid FOQers,
why, we even have daddy FOQers
and mother FOQers!
You can be a FOQer! (...all
the cool kids are doin' it!)
Here's
our privacy policy, short and sweet:
You can leave any time you wanna.
We won't spam you.
We won't ask you for money.
We won't
sell, trade, or give your e-mail address to nobody, nowhere, no time.
You can spank the band member of your choice if we do.
